Lindsey showed me the chucknorrisfacts.com website and it's hilarious! Here are my favorites:
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of
surprise
Chuck Norris can taste lies.
p.s. have you seen Andy in the Young Chuck Norris? Get on utube and check it out! I tried to find that song but I couldn't.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
My favorite is:
When Chuck Norris goes swimming, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet the water get Chuck Norrissed.
the element of surprise...classic. have you seen the sucker punch skit andy does? ahh wonderful violence.
Girl...I never heard of this....wow!
That is great. That show was one of the few my dad liked to watch when we were growing up. We didn't have cable but we would all sit around the fuzzy tub and watch him beat up the bad guys. Good memories.
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